Alright, what did you think of the past year in your family? Was it entirely positive as one might claim on online? Overflowing with academic success for your offspring and elaborate themed fancy dress gatherings for the parents? Or was it a swamp of letdowns with only rare fun flotsam? And was any of it actually real, or is everyone now digitally altered virtual entities with celebrity smiles?
I've corralled the family for a chat, whether they wanted to or not, to discuss the paramount thing in twelve months: which releases we played the most. So here goes:
Just Dance 2024
"Why can't you pick just one?"
"It’s not my games column."
Meanwhile, on mobile, she’s been playing Cityscapes and "trying to find adequate healthcare."
"In the game?"
"In real life."
Overwatch
"I refuse to play games on my phone." He seemed insulted that I even asked. Fair enough.
Resident Evil Biohazard
She's attempting to get into acting, but when she stepped away from the mic, she was immersed in Resident Evil. She also spoke at length in great detail about her successes on The Sims, where the Shark has a successful utopia with significantly better healthcare than her eldest sister has outside the game.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She began the year at 60% completion and finished the year at 82%. It’s a marathon not a sprint for her. Her phone game: something called Woodle, where you have to extract pins.
Minecraft
Any time I see my adult son playing Minecraft, I give him a hard time like a cross between a classic comedy bit. When he objects, I reply that I am behaving this way to toughen him up so he can be a man and play games for mature audiences. This defines our Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
It wasn't even close for this one. She is unstoppable. More impressive than I was at my peak gaming days in my prime.
Marvel Snap
No other game compared to the hours I spent on this remarkably well-crafted strategy wizard’s poker, with its regularly updated range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The worst thing about games that endlessly add to their range is you eventually realize and realise it is all just an attempt to lure you into compulsion-based microtransactions. So love turned to hate halfway through the year and it went into the bin.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Excellent reinvention of a legendary franchise. Captivating atmosphere from the off. I wish I could deal with my demons so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I decline to rush this gorgeous, distinctive game and I just lacked the time or headspace to give it what it deserved earlier this year. With relatives staying over the festive period, I will be playing this in the late night after appropriate hospitality.
Balatro
I'm aware Balatro was the previous year's surprise hit, but I was late to it. And it is exceptional. It just gets absolutely everything right. Its gameplay loop is a wonderful concept, but the powers behind the different wild cards are so imaginative it has become a game I would happily play constantly. Add in the cleverness of the card design, and this is an definite peak of gaming. I wouldn't mind being stuck in a small space for hours just so I have an opportunity but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I received a minor pile-on when I critiqued how a specific bug in another game soured the experience for me, but that other title is still a gargantuan gaming achievement in terms of overall polish – which I appreciated even more after playing Outer Worlds 2. So my appreciation goes out to the individual who took the time to send a message to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "poorly reasoned". I share that verbatim, because I respect the passion, and they are obviously an astute judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Sure. Give me a brutally difficult Metroidvania-esque thing and leave me without guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "explore". Great fun. I understand that it is beautiful and is perfection if you are into this kind of thing, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I desire less in my current stage of life. I was around back when all games were like this, and my patience is gone. It was okay when I was a kid, but the same could be said for many less comfortable things.
Toss-up between questionable alliances that sparked debate, and expensive game releases. Both ethically dubious and concerning.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all sound good names shouted from the back door at dinner time.
Right Thumb Joint. Seriously. I don’t know if it’s because of video games or endless scrolling, but it aches like anything in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs insured back in the past.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to stretch time until the end of days.
The Witcher 4.
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